why i won’t shop at whole foods market

by asi

when i first entered the whole food market store in union square ny, i thought i’m in heaven. big, lavish 2 stories food-hall with amazing take-away area, outstanding choice of fresh food and hot chicks with skinny latte and powerbooks. so when i heard they are coming to london it really made me happy. until i saw it on tv and read some mixed reviews.

something feels wrong about this food theme park. first, i’d expect that the smart people behind wfm will think much more wisely about importing this brand to the uk. the eye-popping mega-food-shrine that fits perfectly to new york’s landscape and culture feels wrong (for me) in london.

for a start, it feels wrong that a business/brand that is built on values such as locally produced, ethically sourced etc. will have the look&feel of harrods. you just cannot take the philosophy of small and local etc. and wrap it in a mega-ultra-uber bling package. it’s out of context! 400 different cheeses? 78 different kind of eggs? 9875 different organic museli?

sorry but you can’t build an 80,000sqm, 3 stories in-your-face food shrine and pretend you’re a farmers’ market!

secondly, I can understand that food that’s been grown and prepared with love and care will be more expensive than ‘regular’ food but from that truth to the rip off (£12 for salad bowl???) it just way too much, which brings me to the last point:

i fuckin’ hate the fact that good, healthy food and the so called sustainable or conscious living have become such a status symbols. I hate the smugness around it. well, if you look at human history it’s true that rich people always ate better than poor people , but looking at it from a broader perspective, this whole wellbeing /welleating /welldoing trend sometimes has such a stinky, shallow, posing fragrance to it.

don’t get me wrong here, it’s only good that good stuff is the new cool. but why a change for good has to be escorted with such pompousness,, showoffness and all kind of celebrities and designer’s bullshit?

what’s next? philip starck’s organic blueberries? recycled toilet paper by anish kapoor? Stella McCartney’s compost?

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