I’m a social media specialist…get me out of here
by asi
I’m so bored with social media wearisome chatter I just got a rather daft idea for a new reality TV (if you’re not familiar with I’m a celebrity get me out of here look here)
Take 15 uber annoying social media specialists for a series of daunting social media tasks:
1. To test their community management skills by getting them to ‘monitor the conversation’ either on Bebo’s teenage mums group or the Emo haircut is sexy group
2. Lock half of them in a room with Fred. The other half with Roxxy
3. Lock them in a room for 24hours and get them to play verbal Twitter with each other (+ they must RT at least 4 times every hour)
4. Alternatively they can carve or whip their tweets on each others backs
5. Force them to watch all cilit bang TV ads for a day and make the new one to prove their specialty o the future of advertising
6. Send them to source influencers group among the pride of lions in the African savana
7. Get them to engage in conversations with some online evangelists
8. Send them to outreach jihadist bloggers in Afghanistan
9. Test their ability in branded penis design for second life (that’s both branded content AND brand utility on social media!) the winner can then tweet: my social media penis is bigger than yours!
What would you test social media specialists on? looking forward to read your comments…
Brilliant!
Presented by ANT(iSpam) and (Tweet)DEC…
Put them in “I’m a Social Media Specialist, get me out of here” and in the bush-tucker trial force them to eat their own irrelevant tweets…
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